Round 1: Spork Castration Legalization Coalition vs. Crimea River
Spork Castration Legalization Coalition
210
| Hidehiro Anto | 1 | 3 | 0 | 45 |
| Julian Fuchs | 0 | 1 | 0 | 10 |
| Ashok Kunda | 0 | 0 | 1 | -5 |
| Bryce Hwang | 0 | 2 | 2 | 10 |
| 7 bonuses for 150 points (21.43 PPB) | ||||
Crimea River
425
| Niki Peters | 1 | 1 | 0 | 25 |
| Morgan Venkus | 4 | 6 | 0 | 120 |
| Omeed Askary | 0 | 2 | 0 | 20 |
| 14 bonuses for 260 points (18.57 PPB) | ||||