Round 2: Mike Dukakis Tank Battalion vs. evil women enjoyers
Mike Dukakis Tank Battalion
420
| Eric Mukherjee | 6 | 6 | 1 | 145 |
| Liam Mooney | 0 | 1 | 1 | 5 |
| Evan Giles | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Lucia Gellert | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 13 bonuses for 270 points (20.77 PPB) | ||||
evil women enjoyers
235
| Hazel Depreist-Sullivan | 1 | 0 | 1 | 10 |
| El Sanzalone | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fern Fang | 0 | 1 | 0 | 10 |
| Robert Wang | 3 | 2 | 0 | 65 |
| 7 bonuses for 150 points (21.43 PPB) | ||||