Round 4: El Colonel Stinkmeaner No Tienre Que L'Escribe (Team Jackson) vs. Capitalism, Socialism, and Hateocracy (Team Pinyan)
El Colonel Stinkmeaner No Tienre Que L'Escribe (Team Jackson)
580
| David Seal | 0 | 2 | 0 | 20 |
| Seth Teitler | 2 | 4 | 0 | 70 |
| Matt Jackson | 2 | 7 | 0 | 100 |
| Spence Weinreich | 0 | 1 | 0 | 10 |
| 18 bonuses for 380 points (21.11 PPB) | ||||
Capitalism, Socialism, and Hateocracy (Team Pinyan)
45
| Bryn Reinecke | 0 | 1 | 0 | 10 |
| Eric Douglass | 0 | 1 | 3 | -5 |
| Jon Pinyan | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Chir Wei Stephanie Yuen | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2 bonuses for 40 points (20 PPB) | ||||