| Jordan Brownstein | I worship the Pyramid (abandoned Soviet coal mining settlement on the Norwegian archipelago of Svalbard) | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 120 | 44 | 88.20 | 1 | 8 | 24.57 | 46.31 |
| Henry Atkins | No, explaining that your buzz came from watching an isekai is not "Proustian" | 2 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 110 | 24 | 98.60 | 2 | 6 | 24.78 | 52.75 |
| Matt Bollinger | BHSU B | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 95 | 40 | 76.50 | 2 | 5 | 24.02 | 41.25 |
| Tracy Mirkin | Floridovician | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 75 | 27 | 83.71 | 4 | 4 | 19.57 | 35.56 |
| Anderson Wang | One Microscopic Pog in His Chat-astrophic Plan | 1 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 75 | 62 | 124.57 | 0 | 1 | 8.46 | 21.41 |
| Mitch McCullar | Thamos, King of Egypt: The Sahara of the Mozart | 1 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 65 | 63 | 106.14 | 1 | 4 | 12.79 | 31.14 |
| William Golden | Mumbo Jumbo Will Labubu | 1 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 65 | 75 | 120.29 | 0 | 1 | 9.22 | 26.73 |
| Mattias Ehatamm | Woke Michael Du be like "I'm a genders player" | 1 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 65 | 62 | 110.83 | 1 | 2 | 10.10 | 23.45 |
| Aseem Keyal | Broken Socal Scene | 1 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 65 | 41 | 106.83 | 1 | 2 | 10.74 | 24.90 |
| JinAh Kim | The True Dharma Eye of the Juan Soto School | 0 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 60 | 92 | 108.83 | 0 | 0 | 11.57 | 28.39 |
| Rahul Keyal | The RAND Coöperation | 2 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 55 | 76 | 111.17 | 0 | 1 | 10.42 | 24.74 |
| Auroni Gupta | BHSU X | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 55 | 82 | 118.80 | 0 | 3 | 6.27 | 25.00 |
| James Orefice | Enjoying the Hole Experience | 0 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 50 | 103 | 121.80 | 0 | 1 | 5.30 | 16.94 |
| John Lawrence | Will They Ever Finish Bruckner’s Ninth Boulevard? | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 40 | 45 | 67.33 | 1 | 1 | 10.76 | 15.67 |
| Rob Carson | BHSU X | 0 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 40 | 90 | 99.50 | 0 | 1 | 8.40 | 18.13 |
| Stephen Liu | Will They Ever Finish Bruckner’s Ninth Boulevard? | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 35 | 62 | 97.67 | 0 | 2 | 5.86 | 16.18 |
| Tim Morrison | BHSU B | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 35 | 35 | 78.00 | 1 | 2 | 8.19 | 16.52 |
| Joel Miles | "real numbers are uncountable" factoid actually just statistical error. diagonal georg | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 30 | 124 | 130.00 | 0 | 1 | 2.60 | 10.71 |
| Omkar Marathe | Halifax Shipping Services | 1 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 30 | 64 | 115.33 | 0 | 1 | 4.37 | 9.87 |
| Seth Ebner | 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 2k5, RNBQKBNR b Q - 99 66 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 30 | 134 | 137.33 | 0 | 0 | 0.64 | 3.27 |
| Lou Leere | Big is moving to Evanston! | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 25 | 91 | 118.00 | 0 | 1 | 3.33 | 8.72 |
| Will Alston | Will They Ever Finish Bruckner’s Ninth Boulevard? | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 25 | 69 | 76.50 | 1 | 2 | 6.66 | 12.22 |
| Alvin Guo | Please sir, may I have some morb? | 1 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 25 | 51 | 112.00 | 0 | 1 | 5.42 | 8.81 |
| Anuttam Ramji | Li Bai Chocolate Mushussu Pacha Latte | 0 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 25 | 123 | 129.67 | 0 | 0 | 2.25 | 6.30 |
| Guy Indorante | Big is moving to Evanston! | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 107 | 129.00 | 0 | 0 | 1.91 | 6.79 |
| Sinecio Morales | Enjoying the Hole Experience | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 127 | 137.50 | 0 | 0 | 1.53 | 4.29 |
| Jeremy Cummings | It's not X, but... defenders | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 66 | 66.00 | 0 | 0 | 4.31 | 5.38 |
| Jaimie Carlson | The True Dharma Eye of the Juan Soto School | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 60 | 60.00 | 1 | 1 | 4.57 | 7.69 |
| Andrew Ullsperger | The Met on Laserdisc. Bravo! | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 137 | 137.00 | 0 | 0 | 0.05 | 2.60 |
| Isaac Kirk-Davidoff | The True Dharma Eye of the Juan Soto School | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 143 | 143.00 | 0 | 0 | 0.05 | 1.92 |
| Charles Hang | It's not X, but... defenders | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 128 | 128.00 | 0 | 0 | 0.95 | 2.10 |
| Rachel Ezrielev | Enjoying the Hole Experience | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 114 | 114.00 | 0 | 1 | 1.24 | 5.00 |
| Natan Holtzman | The RAND Coöperation | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 134 | 134.00 | 0 | 1 | 0.50 | 4.17 |
| Shahar Schwartz | Li Bai Chocolate Mushussu Pacha Latte | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 147 | 147.00 | 0 | 0 | 0.05 | 1.19 |
| Halle Friedman | Big is moving to Evanston! | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 143 | 143.00 | 0 | 0 | 0.26 | 2.56 |
| Vivek Sasse | "Real quiz bowl" only consists of the ACF academic pyramidal scene and the late 2010s NAQT scene. | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 134 | 134.00 | 0 | 0 | 0.76 | 1.43 |
| Connor Mayers | "Real quiz bowl" only consists of the ACF academic pyramidal scene and the late 2010s NAQT scene. | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 140 | 140.00 | 0 | 0 | 0.05 | 0.60 |
| Jason Shi | Mumbo Jumbo Will Labubu | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 136 | 136.00 | 0 | 0 | 0.05 | 0.65 |
| Justin Wytmar | Thamos, King of Egypt: The Sahara of the Mozart | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 112 | 112.00 | 0 | 0 | 1.84 | 5.00 |
| Tejas Raje | BHSU B | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 103 | 103.00 | 0 | 1 | 1.84 | 3.41 |
| Charles Young | Halifax Shipping Services | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 150 | 150.00 | 0 | 0 | 0.44 | 1.92 |
| Jerry Vinokurov | The Met on Laserdisc. Bravo! | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 138 | 138.00 | 0 | 0 | 0.30 | 3.57 |
| Andrew Wang | BHSU X | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 103 | 103.00 | 0 | 1 | 2.10 | 3.90 |
| Sky Li | Woke Michael Du be like "I'm a genders player" | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 111 | 111.00 | 0 | 0 | 1.36 | 2.60 |
| Alexander Nero | 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 2k5, RNBQKBNR b Q - 99 66 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 101 | 101.00 | 1 | 1 | 2.40 | 7.14 |
| Nathaniel Hull | Li Bai Chocolate Mushussu Pacha Latte | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 99 | 99.00 | 0 | 0 | 2.43 | 3.57 |
| Eric Bobrow | 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 2k5, RNBQKBNR b Q - 99 66 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 98 | 98.00 | 0 | 0 | 2.54 | 4.17 |
| Jason Cheng | Broken Socal Scene | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 150 | 150.00 | 0 | 0 | 0.09 | 1.19 |
| Matt Lafer | The Met on Laserdisc. Bravo! | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
| John Marvin | "Real quiz bowl" only consists of the ACF academic pyramidal scene and the late 2010s NAQT scene. | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
| Cooper Roh | Halifax Shipping Services | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
| Mike Bentley | The Met on Laserdisc. Bravo! | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
| Azura Gollamudi | Do re mi fa serving negs | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
| Stephen Walsh | Do re mi fa serving negs | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
| Benjamin Chapman | Woke Michael Du be like "I'm a genders player" | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
| Joy An | "real numbers are uncountable" factoid actually just statistical error. diagonal georg | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | -5 | | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
| Adrian Wong | Woke Michael Du be like "I'm a genders player" | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | -5 | | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
| Iain Carpenter | Thamos, King of Egypt: The Sahara of the Mozart | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | -5 | | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
| Eric Mukherjee | Floridovician | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | -5 | | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
| Dylan Minarik | The RAND Coöperation | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | -5 | | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
| Andrew Hart | BHSU X | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | -5 | | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |