| BHSU B | 10 | 25.00 | 100% | 90% | 60% |
| BHSU X | 7 | 24.29 | 100% | 100% | 43% |
| The RAND Coöperation | 7 | 22.86 | 100% | 71% | 57% |
| Will They Ever Finish Bruckner’s Ninth Boulevard? | 11 | 21.82 | 100% | 82% | 36% |
| Thamos, King of Egypt: The Sahara of the Mozart | 7 | 21.43 | 86% | 100% | 29% |
| Floridovician | 7 | 21.43 | 86% | 57% | 71% |
| I worship the Pyramid (abandoned Soviet coal mining settlement on the Norwegian archipelago of Svalbard) | 11 | 20.91 | 100% | 82% | 27% |
| The Met on Laserdisc. Bravo! | 2 | 20.00 | 100% | 50% | 50% |
| Big is moving to Evanston! | 5 | 20.00 | 100% | 80% | 20% |
| Enjoying the Hole Experience | 7 | 20.00 | 100% | 86% | 14% |
| One Microscopic Pog in His Chat-astrophic Plan | 5 | 18.00 | 80% | 100% | 0% |
| Mumbo Jumbo Will Labubu | 7 | 17.14 | 86% | 57% | 29% |
| Woke Michael Du be like "I'm a genders player" | 8 | 16.25 | 100% | 38% | 25% |
| Halifax Shipping Services | 8 | 16.25 | 100% | 50% | 13% |
| 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 2k5, RNBQKBNR b Q - 99 66 | 6 | 15.00 | 67% | 50% | 33% |
| Broken Socal Scene | 9 | 14.44 | 89% | 44% | 11% |
| The True Dharma Eye of the Juan Soto School | 7 | 14.29 | 86% | 43% | 14% |
| "real numbers are uncountable" factoid actually just statistical error. diagonal georg | 10 | 14.00 | 100% | 40% | 0% |
| Li Bai Chocolate Mushussu Pacha Latte | 5 | 14.00 | 100% | 20% | 20% |
| No, explaining that your buzz came from watching an isekai is not "Proustian" | 6 | 13.33 | 83% | 33% | 17% |
| It's not X, but... defenders | 8 | 12.50 | 88% | 38% | 0% |
| "Real quiz bowl" only consists of the ACF academic pyramidal scene and the late 2010s NAQT scene. | 6 | 11.67 | 83% | 33% | 0% |
| Do re mi fa serving negs | 1 | 10.00 | 100% | 0% | 0% |
| Please sir, may I have some morb? | 3 | 6.67 | 33% | 33% | 0% |