| BHSU B | 12 | 23.33 | 92% | 83% | 58% |
| BHSU X | 10 | 22.00 | 100% | 90% | 30% |
| Will They Ever Finish Bruckner’s Ninth Boulevard? | 9 | 21.11 | 100% | 100% | 11% |
| I worship the Pyramid (abandoned Soviet coal mining settlement on the Norwegian archipelago of Svalbard) | 12 | 20.83 | 92% | 75% | 42% |
| No, explaining that your buzz came from watching an isekai is not "Proustian" | 4 | 20.00 | 100% | 75% | 25% |
| Woke Michael Du be like "I'm a genders player" | 7 | 18.57 | 100% | 57% | 29% |
| The True Dharma Eye of the Juan Soto School | 7 | 18.57 | 100% | 71% | 14% |
| Mumbo Jumbo Will Labubu | 7 | 17.14 | 100% | 57% | 14% |
| The RAND Coöperation | 7 | 17.14 | 86% | 86% | 0% |
| Floridovician | 6 | 16.67 | 100% | 50% | 17% |
| Halifax Shipping Services | 6 | 15.00 | 100% | 50% | 0% |
| Thamos, King of Egypt: The Sahara of the Mozart | 2 | 15.00 | 100% | 50% | 0% |
| Li Bai Chocolate Mushussu Pacha Latte | 6 | 15.00 | 83% | 67% | 0% |
| "real numbers are uncountable" factoid actually just statistical error. diagonal georg | 7 | 14.29 | 100% | 43% | 0% |
| It's not X, but... defenders | 5 | 14.00 | 100% | 40% | 0% |
| Broken Socal Scene | 5 | 14.00 | 100% | 40% | 0% |
| Please sir, may I have some morb? | 5 | 14.00 | 80% | 40% | 20% |
| The Met on Laserdisc. Bravo! | 7 | 12.86 | 100% | 29% | 0% |
| One Microscopic Pog in His Chat-astrophic Plan | 7 | 12.86 | 100% | 29% | 0% |
| Enjoying the Hole Experience | 5 | 12.00 | 80% | 40% | 0% |
| "Real quiz bowl" only consists of the ACF academic pyramidal scene and the late 2010s NAQT scene. | 7 | 11.43 | 86% | 29% | 0% |
| 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 2k5, RNBQKBNR b Q - 99 66 | 6 | 10.00 | 83% | 17% | 0% |
| Big is moving to Evanston! | 1 | 10.00 | 100% | 0% | 0% |
| Do re mi fa serving negs | 5 | 4.00 | 40% | 0% | 0% |