| Will They Ever Finish Bruckner’s Ninth Boulevard? | 10 | 24.00 | 100% | 100% | 40% |
| The RAND Coöperation | 6 | 23.33 | 100% | 67% | 67% |
| BHSU B | 8 | 20.00 | 100% | 75% | 25% |
| I worship the Pyramid (abandoned Soviet coal mining settlement on the Norwegian archipelago of Svalbard) | 12 | 20.00 | 100% | 83% | 17% |
| Woke Michael Du be like "I'm a genders player" | 6 | 20.00 | 100% | 83% | 17% |
| Enjoying the Hole Experience | 3 | 20.00 | 67% | 67% | 67% |
| Thamos, King of Egypt: The Sahara of the Mozart | 6 | 20.00 | 100% | 67% | 33% |
| The True Dharma Eye of the Juan Soto School | 6 | 20.00 | 100% | 83% | 17% |
| BHSU X | 8 | 18.75 | 100% | 75% | 13% |
| Big is moving to Evanston! | 7 | 18.57 | 100% | 57% | 29% |
| It's not X, but... defenders | 3 | 16.67 | 100% | 33% | 33% |
| Floridovician | 10 | 16.00 | 100% | 60% | 0% |
| No, explaining that your buzz came from watching an isekai is not "Proustian" | 9 | 15.56 | 100% | 44% | 11% |
| Halifax Shipping Services | 8 | 15.00 | 100% | 38% | 13% |
| Li Bai Chocolate Mushussu Pacha Latte | 7 | 14.29 | 86% | 57% | 0% |
| One Microscopic Pog in His Chat-astrophic Plan | 7 | 14.29 | 86% | 14% | 43% |
| Mumbo Jumbo Will Labubu | 5 | 14.00 | 100% | 40% | 0% |
| The Met on Laserdisc. Bravo! | 9 | 12.22 | 100% | 11% | 11% |
| Broken Socal Scene | 9 | 11.11 | 78% | 33% | 0% |
| "real numbers are uncountable" factoid actually just statistical error. diagonal georg | 3 | 10.00 | 100% | 0% | 0% |
| Please sir, may I have some morb? | 5 | 10.00 | 80% | 20% | 0% |
| 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 2k5, RNBQKBNR b Q - 99 66 | 7 | 10.00 | 71% | 29% | 0% |
| "Real quiz bowl" only consists of the ACF academic pyramidal scene and the late 2010s NAQT scene. | 7 | 7.14 | 57% | 0% | 14% |
| Do re mi fa serving negs | 2 | 5.00 | 50% | 0% | 0% |