| Floridovician | 2 | 20.00 | 100% | 100% | 0% |
| The RAND Coöperation | 1 | 20.00 | 100% | 100% | 0% |
| Big is moving to Evanston! | 1 | 20.00 | 100% | 100% | 0% |
| "real numbers are uncountable" factoid actually just statistical error. diagonal georg | 2 | 20.00 | 100% | 50% | 50% |
| I worship the Pyramid (abandoned Soviet coal mining settlement on the Norwegian archipelago of Svalbard) | 4 | 20.00 | 100% | 50% | 50% |
| BHSU B | 3 | 16.67 | 67% | 67% | 33% |
| It's not X, but... defenders | 2 | 15.00 | 100% | 50% | 0% |
| Thamos, King of Egypt: The Sahara of the Mozart | 2 | 15.00 | 100% | 50% | 0% |
| The True Dharma Eye of the Juan Soto School | 3 | 13.33 | 67% | 33% | 33% |
| Do re mi fa serving negs | 1 | 10.00 | 100% | 0% | 0% |
| Enjoying the Hole Experience | 1 | 10.00 | 100% | 0% | 0% |
| Woke Michael Du be like "I'm a genders player" | 1 | 10.00 | 100% | 0% | 0% |
| The Met on Laserdisc. Bravo! | 2 | 10.00 | 100% | 0% | 0% |
| BHSU X | 4 | 10.00 | 50% | 50% | 0% |
| Halifax Shipping Services | 1 | 10.00 | 100% | 0% | 0% |
| One Microscopic Pog in His Chat-astrophic Plan | 1 | 10.00 | 100% | 0% | 0% |
| Li Bai Chocolate Mushussu Pacha Latte | 3 | 6.67 | 67% | 0% | 0% |
| Mumbo Jumbo Will Labubu | 2 | 5.00 | 50% | 0% | 0% |
| No, explaining that your buzz came from watching an isekai is not "Proustian" | 2 | 5.00 | 50% | 0% | 0% |
| Broken Socal Scene | 2 | 5.00 | 50% | 0% | 0% |