| Eric Mukherjee | Ill-Advised Buzz | 4 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 75 | 41 | 77.83 | 3 | 6 |
| Aseem Keyal | bruh | 4 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 70 | 32 | 61.00 | 2 | 4 |
| Forrest Weintraub | Oh you like geography? Name every Forrest. | 1 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 65 | 44 | 78.00 | 1 | 5 |
| Dan Ni | TOAD | 1 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 40 | 53 | 93.50 | 2 | 4 |
| Tracy Mirkin | Statler and Waldorfesque Former Penn Bowl Editors | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 25 | 59 | 70.50 | 1 | 2 |
| Ashwath Seetharaman | Why the Kremlin Hates Bananas | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 15 | 82 | 87.00 | 0 | 1 |
| Chris Grubb | Why the Kremlin Hates Bananas | 0 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 15 | 121 | 130.00 | 0 | 1 |
| Eric Mukherjee | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 39 | 39.00 | 1 | 1 |
| Will Alston | we jopping | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 102 | 102.00 | 0 | 0 |
| Mitch McCullar | You like geography? Name every Forrest. | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 87 | 87.00 | 0 | 1 |
| Tiffany | Statler and Waldorfesque Former Penn Bowl Editors | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 113 | 113.00 | 0 | 1 |
| Tony Chen | Khalil v Carbolic Shisha Ball Co | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 121 | 121.00 | 0 | 1 |
| Stephen Liu | We jopping | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 47 | 47.00 | 0 | 1 |
| Will Alston | We jopping | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 75 | 75.00 | 0 | 1 |
| Munir Siddiqui | bruh | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 84 | 84.00 | 0 | 0 |
| Teigue Kelly | Oh you like geography? Name every Forrest. | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | -5 | | 0.00 | 0 | 0 |
| Karthik Prasad | TOAD | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | -5 | | 0.00 | 0 | 0 |