| Eric Mukherjee | Ill-Advised Buzz | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 60 | 20 | 49.60 | 5 | 5 |
| Dan Ni | TOAD | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 40 | 54 | 75.00 | 1 | 4 |
| Tracy Mirkin | Statler and Waldorfesque Former Penn Bowl Editors | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 30 | 75 | 79.33 | 1 | 2 |
| Aseem Keyal | bruh | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 30 | 34 | 85.00 | 0 | 3 |
| Chris Grubb | Why the Kremlin Hates Bananas | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 80 | 95.00 | 0 | 2 |
| Will Alston | We jopping | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 75 | 77.00 | 0 | 2 |
| Munir Siddiqui | bruh | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 20 | 99 | 109.50 | 0 | 2 |
| Ophir Lifshitz | We jopping | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 49 | 49.00 | 1 | 1 |
| Ophir | we jopping | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 71 | 71.00 | 0 | 1 |
| Taylor Harvey | Statler and Waldorfesque Former Penn Bowl Editors | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 53 | 53.00 | 0 | 1 |
| Stephen Liu | We jopping | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 77 | 77.00 | 0 | 1 |
| Kevin Park | Khalil v Carbolic Shisha Ball Co | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 139 | 139.00 | 0 | 0 |
| Ophir | We jopping | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 108 | 108.00 | 0 | 1 |
| Rahul Keyal | Ill-Advised Buzz | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 127 | 127.00 | 0 | 1 |
| Teigue Kelly | Oh you like geography? Name every Forrest. | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 121 | 121.00 | 0 | 1 |
| Eric Mukherjee | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 103 | 103.00 | 1 | 1 |
| Tomás Aguilar-Fraga | Statler and Waldorfesque Former Penn Bowl Editors | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 81 | 81.00 | 1 | 1 |
| Jaimie Carlson | Statler and Waldorfesque Former Penn Bowl Editors | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 142 | 142.00 | 0 | 1 |
| Ashwath Seetharaman | Why the Kremlin Hates Bananas | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 130 | 130.00 | 0 | 1 |
| Mitch McCullar | You like geography? Name every Forrest. | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | -5 | | 0.00 | 0 | 0 |
| Forrest Weintraub | Oh you like geography? Name every Forrest. | 1 | 0 | 4 | 0 | -5 | 26 | 26.00 | 1 | 1 |