| Eric Mukherjee | Ill-Advised Buzz | 6 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 80 | 22 | 31.17 | 6 | 6 |
| Tracy Mirkin | Statler and Waldorfesque Former Penn Bowl Editors | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 50 | 61 | 78.75 | 0 | 4 |
| Aseem Keyal | bruh | 0 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 50 | 79 | 110.80 | 1 | 5 |
| Ashwath Seetharaman | Why the Kremlin Hates Bananas | 0 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 40 | 77 | 95.25 | 2 | 3 |
| Dan Ni | TOAD | 2 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 35 | 46 | 67.75 | 0 | 3 |
| Tony Chen | Khalil v Carbolic Shisha Ball Co | 0 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 25 | 66 | 109.00 | 0 | 3 |
| Stephen Liu | We jopping | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 65 | 65.00 | 0 | 1 |
| Taylor Harvey | Statler and Waldorfesque Former Penn Bowl Editors | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 58 | 58.00 | 0 | 1 |
| Tejas Raje | bruh | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 135 | 135.00 | 0 | 0 |
| Eric Mukherjee | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 92 | 92.00 | 0 | 1 |
| Munir Siddiqui | bruh | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 92 | 92.00 | 0 | 1 |
| Will Alston | We jopping | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 127 | 127.00 | 0 | 0 |
| Ophir Lifshitz | We jopping | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 117 | 117.00 | 0 | 1 |
| Forrest Weintraub | Oh you like geography? Name every Forrest. | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 119 | 119.00 | 1 | 1 |
| Chris Grubb | Why the Kremlin Hates Bananas | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | | 0.00 | 0 | 0 |
| Will Alston | we jopping | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | -5 | | 0.00 | 0 | 0 |
| Mitch McCullar | You like geography? Name every Forrest. | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | -5 | | 0.00 | 0 | 0 |
| Mitch McCullar | Oh you like geography? Name every Forrest. | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | -5 | | 0.00 | 0 | 0 |
| Tiffany | Statler and Waldorfesque Former Penn Bowl Editors | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | -5 | | 0.00 | 0 | 0 |
| Kevin Park | Khalil v Carbolic Shisha Ball Co | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | -10 | | 0.00 | 0 | 0 |