| Stephen Liu | We jopping | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 60 | 47 | 65.00 | 3 | 5 |
| Tris Cole | TOAD | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 50 | 55 | 93.00 | 1 | 4 |
| Mitch McCullar | Oh you like geography? Name every Forrest. | 1 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 50 | 76 | 91.80 | 1 | 4 |
| Rahul Keyal | Ill-Advised Buzz | 2 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 45 | 62 | 90.00 | 1 | 3 |
| Tony Chen | Khalil v Carbolic Shisha Ball Co | 1 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 35 | 56 | 94.33 | 1 | 3 |
| Tracy Mirkin | Statler and Waldorfesque Former Penn Bowl Editors | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 35 | 46 | 74.33 | 2 | 3 |
| Aseem Keyal | bruh | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 30 | 36 | 54.00 | 1 | 2 |
| Taylor Harvey | Statler and Waldorfesque Former Penn Bowl Editors | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 84 | 99.50 | 0 | 1 |
| Rahul Keyal | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 49 | 49.00 | 0 | 0 |
| Ashwath Seetharaman | Why the Kremlin Hates Bananas | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 15 | 108 | 115.00 | 0 | 2 |
| Tomás Aguilar-Fraga | Statler and Waldorfesque Former Penn Bowl Editors | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 122 | 122.00 | 0 | 1 |
| Stephen Liu | we jopping | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 112 | 112.00 | 0 | 0 |
| Kevin Park | Khalil v Carbolic Shisha Ball Co | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 139 | 139.00 | 0 | 1 |
| Tejas Raje | bruh | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 10 | 43 | 43.00 | 1 | 1 |
| Chinmay Kansara | bruh | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 115 | 115.00 | 0 | 1 |
| Erik Christensen | Khalil v Carbolic Shisha Ball Co | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | -5 | | 0.00 | 0 | 0 |
| Dan Ni | TOAD | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | -5 | | 0.00 | 0 | 0 |
| Jason Golfinos | Ill-Advised Buzz | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | -5 | | 0.00 | 0 | 0 |