| Tracy Mirkin | Statler and Waldorfesque Former Penn Bowl Editors | 3 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 65 | 35 | 73.00 | 1 | 3 |
| Will Alston | We jopping | 2 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 60 | 35 | 61.40 | 1 | 5 |
| Tejas Raje | bruh | 3 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 60 | 50 | 73.40 | 0 | 5 |
| Erik Christensen | Khalil v Carbolic Shisha Ball Co | 3 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 55 | 22 | 55.40 | 3 | 5 |
| Jason Golfinos | Ill-Advised Buzz | 3 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 50 | 12 | 45.25 | 2 | 4 |
| Owen Riley | TOAD | 2 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 45 | 57 | 75.40 | 2 | 3 |
| Teigue Kelly | Oh you like geography? Name every Forrest. | 1 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 35 | 54 | 101.67 | 0 | 1 |
| Stephen Liu | We jopping | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 30 | 51 | 58.00 | 1 | 2 |
| Ashwath Seetharaman | Why the Kremlin Hates Bananas | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 25 | 52 | 79.50 | 0 | 0 |
| Ashish Subramanian | Oh you like geography? Name every Forrest. | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 20 | 58 | 89.00 | 0 | 0 |
| Eric Mukherjee | Ill-Advised Buzz | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 60 | 60.00 | 0 | 1 |
| Munir Siddiqui | bruh | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 41 | 41.00 | 0 | 1 |
| Aseem Keyal | bruh | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 56 | 56.00 | 1 | 1 |
| Jason Golfinos | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 22 | 22.00 | 1 | 1 |
| Will Alston | we jopping | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 122 | 122.00 | 0 | 1 |
| Taylor Harvey | Statler and Waldorfesque Former Penn Bowl Editors | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 105 | 105.00 | 0 | 1 |
| Rahul Keyal | Ill-Advised Buzz | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | -5 | | 0.00 | 0 | 0 |