| Owen Riley | TOAD | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 65 | 31 | 65.60 | 1 | 4 |
| Jason Golfinos | Ill-Advised Buzz | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 55 | 42 | 55.75 | 1 | 3 |
| Tracy Mirkin | Statler and Waldorfesque Former Penn Bowl Editors | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 50 | 8 | 62.00 | 1 | 4 |
| Taylor Harvey | Statler and Waldorfesque Former Penn Bowl Editors | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 20 | 67 | 83.50 | 0 | 2 |
| Ashwath Seetharaman | Why the Kremlin Hates Bananas | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 20 | 82 | 108.00 | 0 | 0 |
| Munir Siddiqui | bruh | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 20 | 90 | 91.00 | 0 | 2 |
| Forrest Weintraub | Oh you like geography? Name every Forrest. | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 55 | 55.00 | 0 | 1 |
| Mitch McCullar | Oh you like geography? Name every Forrest. | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 63 | 63.00 | 1 | 1 |
| Tris Cole | TOAD | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 59 | 59.00 | 1 | 1 |
| Will Alston | we jopping | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 66 | 66.00 | 0 | 1 |
| Erik Christensen | Khalil v Carbolic Shisha Ball Co | 1 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 10 | 41 | 88.00 | 1 | 2 |
| Stephen Liu | We jopping | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 69 | 69.00 | 1 | 1 |
| Eric Mukherjee | Ill-Advised Buzz | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 10 | 28 | 28.00 | 1 | 1 |
| Teigue Kelly | You like geography? Name every Forrest. | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 133 | 133.00 | 0 | 1 |
| Ashish Subramanian | Oh you like geography? Name every Forrest. | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 123 | 123.00 | 0 | 1 |
| Ophir | We jopping | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 135 | 135.00 | 0 | 1 |
| Will Alston | We jopping | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 19 | 19.00 | 1 | 1 |
| Rahul Keyal | 5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | -5 | | 0.00 | 0 | 0 |
| Mike Bentley | Why the Kremlin Hates Bananas | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | -5 | | 0.00 | 0 | 0 |
| Tejas Raje | bruh | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | -10 | | 0.00 | 0 | 0 |