| Tejas Raje | bruh | 3 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 50 | 35 | 64.25 | 1 | 4 |
| Will Alston | We jopping | 1 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 45 | 45 | 64.75 | 3 | 4 |
| Eric Mukherjee | Ill-Advised Buzz | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 40 | 24 | 55.00 | 2 | 3 |
| Erik Christensen | Khalil v Carbolic Shisha Ball Co | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 40 | 54 | 84.25 | 1 | 2 |
| Owen Riley | TOAD | 0 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 35 | 74 | 94.75 | 0 | 1 |
| Tracy Mirkin | Statler and Waldorfesque Former Penn Bowl Editors | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 30 | 23 | 38.50 | 1 | 2 |
| Ashwath Seetharaman | Why the Kremlin Hates Bananas | 0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 30 | 78 | 93.00 | 0 | 2 |
| Stephen Liu | We jopping | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 25 | 51 | 66.50 | 1 | 2 |
| Tomás Aguilar-Fraga | Statler and Waldorfesque Former Penn Bowl Editors | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 51 | 51.00 | 0 | 1 |
| Taylor Harvey | Statler and Waldorfesque Former Penn Bowl Editors | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 15 | 80 | 89.50 | 0 | 2 |
| Jason Golfinos | Ill-Advised Buzz | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 57 | 57.00 | 0 | 1 |
| Anwen Kelleher | TOAD | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 15 | 45 | 45.00 | 1 | 1 |
| Forrest Weintraub | Oh you like geography? Name every Forrest. | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 88 | 88.00 | 0 | 1 |
| Mitch McCullar | Oh you like geography? Name every Forrest. | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | -5 | | 0.00 | 0 | 0 |
| Teigue Kelly | Oh you like geography? Name every Forrest. | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | -5 | | 0.00 | 0 | 0 |