| Ophir Lifshitz | We jopping | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 50 | 45 | 65.50 | 1 | 3 |
| Tracy Mirkin | Statler and Waldorfesque Former Penn Bowl Editors | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 50 | 45 | 82.50 | 1 | 4 |
| Forrest Weintraub | Oh you like geography? Name every Forrest. | 1 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 50 | 44 | 86.20 | 3 | 5 |
| Jeremy Tsai | Khalil v Carbolic Shisha Ball Co | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 40 | 60 | 77.00 | 0 | 3 |
| Kevin Park | Khalil v Carbolic Shisha Ball Co | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 30 | 66 | 81.00 | 1 | 3 |
| Owen Riley | TOAD | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 20 | 102 | 117.00 | 1 | 1 |
| Forrest Weintraub | You like geography? Name every Forrest. | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 26 | 26.00 | 1 | 1 |
| Anwen Kelleher | TOAD | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 46 | 46.00 | 1 | 1 |
| Taylor Harvey | Statler and Waldorfesque Former Penn Bowl Editors | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 60 | 60.00 | 0 | 1 |
| Ashwath Seetharaman | Why the Kremlin Hates Bananas | 0 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 15 | 132 | 145.50 | 0 | 0 |
| Rahul Keyal | Ill-Advised Buzz | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 15 | 68 | 75.00 | 1 | 2 |
| Aseem Keyal | bruh | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 15 | 82 | 93.00 | 0 | 2 |
| Tony Chen | Khalil v Carbolic Shisha Ball Co | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 105 | 105.00 | 0 | 0 |
| Rahul Keyal | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 117 | 117.00 | 0 | 1 |
| Ophir | We jopping | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 121 | 121.00 | 0 | 0 |
| Karthik Prasad | TOAD | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | -5 | | 0.00 | 0 | 0 |