| LMM's LLM MLM | 9 | 21.11 | 100% | 78% | 33% |
| The Dyatlov Passement incident | 4 | 20.00 | 100% | 75% | 25% |
| SAYYID QUTB, DRIVING THE LONGEST CAR YOU’VE EVER SEEN THROUGH TAHRIR SQUARE | 6 | 20.00 | 100% | 67% | 33% |
| it's the great pumpkinification objection, charlie brown | 5 | 20.00 | 100% | 60% | 40% |
| Les Missourables | 3 | 20.00 | 100% | 100% | 0% |
| I’ll take a quiet 10 / A handshake of CO (Chicago Open) | 8 | 18.75 | 100% | 75% | 13% |
| sticking out your guyot for the ridge push; you're so seafloor spread, you're so fracture zone | 5 | 18.00 | 100% | 60% | 20% |
| BHSU B | 9 | 16.67 | 100% | 44% | 22% |
| Lisan al-Quib | 6 | 16.67 | 100% | 33% | 33% |
| The Jeam Team | 8 | 16.25 | 100% | 63% | 0% |
| genAI this, genAI that, have you found your 真爱 yet | 5 | 16.00 | 100% | 60% | 0% |
| First Cause, First Cause, make me young! | 7 | 15.71 | 86% | 57% | 14% |
| Berkeley Mafia and the Chicago Boy | 8 | 15.00 | 100% | 38% | 13% |
| There are buzzable clues everywhere for those with eyes to see | 6 | 15.00 | 100% | 50% | 0% |
| The Empire Bikes Back | 7 | 14.29 | 71% | 57% | 14% |
| A Nervy Liberal Nanny Hence | 7 | 14.29 | 100% | 14% | 29% |
| We Need New Names | 7 | 14.29 | 100% | 29% | 14% |
| Galvanized Square Steen and Eco-Friendly Wood Vermeer | 6 | 13.33 | 100% | 0% | 33% |
| Lying on a Mattress at Lou’s Apartment in Pilsen, Chicago | 6 | 13.33 | 100% | 17% | 17% |
| Are You There, Chat? It's Me, Margaret | 4 | 12.50 | 100% | 25% | 0% |
| Punished "Venom" BHSU | 5 | 12.00 | 100% | 20% | 0% |
| AMOGH QUIZ HACK? 英雄联盟 400 PPG 24 TUH | 5 | 12.00 | 60% | 20% | 40% |
| Charlotte's Moderately Successful Team | 6 | 11.67 | 83% | 33% | 0% |
| NJTRANSit (and bobby, i guess) | 4 | 10.00 | 75% | 25% | 0% |
| Mindgoblin of Little Hobbes | 3 | 10.00 | 67% | 0% | 33% |
| Read slowly: A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A Read quickly: A | 5 | 10.00 | 80% | 20% | 0% |
| The Oldest Men in the World | 6 | 10.00 | 67% | 33% | 0% |
| when you look this good, you don’t have to know anything | 4 | 7.50 | 75% | 0% | 0% |
| var merchants | 4 | 5.00 | 25% | 25% | 0% |
| NJTRANSit (and anwen, I guess) | 1 | 0.00 | 0% | 0% | 0% |