Religion
| throw away your cards, rally in the streets | 7 | 17.14 | 100% | 57% | 14% |
| CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU! | 8 | 15.00 | 88% | 50% | 13% |
| I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire | 6 | 15.00 | 100% | 50% | 0% |
| Thompson et al. | 2 | 15.00 | 100% | 50% | 0% |
| UBC | 3 | 10.00 | 67% | 33% | 0% |
| Aw we're so sorry to hear that maman died today, she gets five big booms | 2 | 5.00 | 50% | 0% | 0% |