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| Micah Colman | Tensei Shitara Flashcard Data Ken | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 30 | 109 | 129.00 | 0 | 3 |
| Yihong Chen | Moderator Can't Neg me While in Alpha | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 25 | 55 | 89.50 | 2 | 2 |
| Adil Haider | The Only Existing Manuscript from A Clockwork Orange | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 15 | 91 | 117.00 | 1 | 2 |
| Ishan Joshi | Ryan Wesley Routh's 10 000 NATO-trained Afghan Quizbowlers | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 15 | 115 | 131.00 | 0 | 1 |
| Stefan Vlad | as rational as the square root of two power bottoms | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 122 | 122.00 | 0 | 1 |
| Asha Basu | I'd prefer to have the team name be Christensen et al. than anything that Erik cooks up | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 146 | 146.00 | 0 | 0 |
| Gareth Thorlakson | Simpson Agonistes: The Crisis of Donut | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 107 | 107.00 | 1 | 1 |
| Tony Chen | Simpson Agonistes: The Crisis of Donut | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 124 | 124.00 | 1 | 1 |
| Elijah Mandelbaum | as rational as the square root of two power bottoms | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 133 | 133.00 | 0 | 0 |
| Kunaal Chandrashekar | as rational as the square root of two power bottoms | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 128 | 128.00 | 0 | 1 |
| Liam Kusalik | You cannot go to Aarhus to see his peat-brown head / With eyes like ripening fruit | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 98 | 98.00 | 0 | 1 |
| Erik Christensen | I'd prefer to have the team name be Christensen et al. than anything that Erik cooks up | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 135 | 135.00 | 0 | 0 |
| Jananan Arulseelan | The Only Existing Manuscript from A Clockwork Orange | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | | 0.00 | 0 | 0 |
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| Kane Nguyen | I'd prefer to have the team name be Christensen et al. than anything that Erik cooks up | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | | 0.00 | 0 | 0 |
| Jared He | You cannot go to Aarhus to see his peat-brown head / With eyes like ripening fruit | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | -5 | | 0.00 | 0 | 0 |
| Jack van Nostrand | Ryan Wesley Routh's 10 000 NATO-trained Afghan Quizbowlers | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | -5 | | 0.00 | 0 | 0 |
| Raymond Chen | She Dicer On My Argonaute Till I RNA Interfere | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | -5 | | 0.00 | 0 | 0 |