| Michael Du | You cannot go to Aarhus to see his peat-brown head / With eyes like ripening fruit | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 60 | 52 | 71.00 | 2 | 5 |
| Henry Atkins | Communism is Soviet power plus the yassification of the whole country | 0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 30 | 117 | 125.33 | 0 | 1 |
| Erik Christensen | I'd prefer to have the team name be Christensen et al. than anything that Erik cooks up | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 30 | 36 | 50.00 | 2 | 2 |
| Jason Rohfritsch | Ryan Wesley Routh's 10 000 NATO-trained Afghan Quizbowlers | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 25 | 57 | 68.00 | 0 | 2 |
| Kane Nguyen | I'd prefer to have the team name be Christensen et al. than anything that Erik cooks up | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 82 | 90.50 | 0 | 2 |
| Micah Colman | Tensei Shitara Flashcard Data Ken | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 86 | 103.50 | 0 | 0 |
| Gareth Thorlakson | Simpson Agonistes: The Crisis of Donut | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 73 | 75.00 | 1 | 1 |
| Adrian Wong | The Only Existing Manuscript from A Clockwork Orange | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 52 | 52.00 | 1 | 1 |
| Benjamin Chapman | Simpson Agonistes: The Crisis of Donut | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 118 | 118.00 | 0 | 1 |
| Caleb Ott | Tensei Shitara Flashcard Data Ken | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 88 | 88.00 | 0 | 1 |
| Jason Zhang | She Dicer On My Argonaute Till I RNA Interfere | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 133 | 133.00 | 0 | 0 |
| Ishan Joshi | Ryan Wesley Routh's 10 000 NATO-trained Afghan Quizbowlers | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 95 | 95.00 | 0 | 1 |
| Adil Haider | The Only Existing Manuscript from A Clockwork Orange | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 99 | 99.00 | 0 | 1 |
| Tony Chen | Simpson Agonistes: The Crisis of Donut | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 98 | 98.00 | 0 | 0 |
| Maude-Sophie Lockman | as rational as the square root of two power bottoms | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | -5 | | 0.00 | 0 | 0 |