| Moderator Can't Neg me While in Alpha | 6 | 15.00 | 83% | 67% | 0% |
| Simpson Agonistes: The Crisis of Donut | 9 | 14.44 | 100% | 33% | 11% |
| Communism is Soviet power plus the yassification of the whole country | 9 | 14.44 | 89% | 44% | 11% |
| The Only Existing Manuscript from A Clockwork Orange | 5 | 14.00 | 100% | 20% | 20% |
| You cannot go to Aarhus to see his peat-brown head / With eyes like ripening fruit | 11 | 13.64 | 91% | 36% | 9% |
| as rational as the square root of two power bottoms | 6 | 13.33 | 100% | 17% | 17% |
| I'd prefer to have the team name be Christensen et al. than anything that Erik cooks up | 4 | 12.50 | 75% | 50% | 0% |
| Ryan Wesley Routh's 10 000 NATO-trained Afghan Quizbowlers | 5 | 12.00 | 80% | 40% | 0% |
| Tensei Shitara Flashcard Data Ken | 7 | 11.43 | 86% | 29% | 0% |
| I'd prefer to have the team name be Christensen et al. than anything that Erik cooks up | 1 | 10.00 | 100% | 0% | 0% |
| She Dicer On My Argonaute Till I RNA Interfere | 3 | 3.33 | 33% | 0% | 0% |