| The Only Existing Manuscript from A Clockwork Orange | 3 | 13.33 | 33% | 67% | 33% |
| Simpson Agonistes: The Crisis of Donut | 6 | 13.33 | 100% | 33% | 0% |
| Tensei Shitara Flashcard Data Ken | 6 | 11.67 | 83% | 33% | 0% |
| Communism is Soviet power plus the yassification of the whole country | 5 | 10.00 | 80% | 20% | 0% |
| I'd prefer to have the team name be Christensen et al. than anything that Erik cooks up | 3 | 10.00 | 67% | 33% | 0% |
| Ryan Wesley Routh's 10 000 NATO-trained Afghan Quizbowlers | 1 | 10.00 | 100% | 0% | 0% |
| as rational as the square root of two power bottoms | 7 | 10.00 | 71% | 29% | 0% |
| You cannot go to Aarhus to see his peat-brown head / With eyes like ripening fruit | 6 | 8.33 | 67% | 17% | 0% |
| Moderator Can't Neg me While in Alpha | 3 | 6.67 | 67% | 0% | 0% |
| I'd prefer to have the team name be Christensen et al. than anything that Erik cooks up | 1 | 0.00 | 0% | 0% | 0% |
| She Dicer On My Argonaute Till I RNA Interfere | 2 | 0.00 | 0% | 0% | 0% |