| Ryan Wesley Routh's 10 000 NATO-trained Afghan Quizbowlers | 1 | 30.00 | 100% | 100% | 100% |
| as rational as the square root of two power bottoms | 1 | 30.00 | 100% | 100% | 100% |
| You cannot go to Aarhus to see his peat-brown head / With eyes like ripening fruit | 4 | 22.50 | 100% | 50% | 75% |
| Simpson Agonistes: The Crisis of Donut | 4 | 17.50 | 100% | 50% | 25% |
| The Only Existing Manuscript from A Clockwork Orange | 3 | 16.67 | 100% | 67% | 0% |
| I'd prefer to have the team name be Christensen et al. than anything that Erik cooks up | 3 | 16.67 | 100% | 67% | 0% |
| Communism is Soviet power plus the yassification of the whole country | 2 | 15.00 | 100% | 50% | 0% |
| Tensei Shitara Flashcard Data Ken | 2 | 15.00 | 100% | 0% | 50% |
| Moderator Can't Neg me While in Alpha | 2 | 15.00 | 100% | 50% | 0% |