| She Dicer On My Argonaute Till I RNA Interfere | 2 | 20.00 | 100% | 100% | 0% |
| Simpson Agonistes: The Crisis of Donut | 5 | 18.00 | 100% | 80% | 0% |
| You cannot go to Aarhus to see his peat-brown head / With eyes like ripening fruit | 4 | 17.50 | 100% | 50% | 25% |
| Communism is Soviet power plus the yassification of the whole country | 5 | 16.00 | 100% | 60% | 0% |
| I'd prefer to have the team name be Christensen et al. than anything that Erik cooks up | 4 | 15.00 | 100% | 25% | 25% |
| The Only Existing Manuscript from A Clockwork Orange | 4 | 12.50 | 100% | 25% | 0% |
| Ryan Wesley Routh's 10 000 NATO-trained Afghan Quizbowlers | 4 | 10.00 | 100% | 0% | 0% |
| Tensei Shitara Flashcard Data Ken | 5 | 10.00 | 80% | 20% | 0% |
| Moderator Can't Neg me While in Alpha | 2 | 10.00 | 100% | 0% | 0% |
| as rational as the square root of two power bottoms | 5 | 8.00 | 60% | 20% | 0% |
| I'd prefer to have the team name be Christensen et al. than anything that Erik cooks up | 2 | 5.00 | 50% | 0% | 0% |