| Communism is Soviet power plus the yassification of the whole country | 6 | 23.33 | 100% | 83% | 50% |
| as rational as the square root of two power bottoms | 6 | 18.33 | 100% | 67% | 17% |
| Simpson Agonistes: The Crisis of Donut | 7 | 17.14 | 100% | 71% | 0% |
| I'd prefer to have the team name be Christensen et al. than anything that Erik cooks up | 3 | 16.67 | 100% | 67% | 0% |
| You cannot go to Aarhus to see his peat-brown head / With eyes like ripening fruit | 6 | 16.67 | 100% | 33% | 33% |
| The Only Existing Manuscript from A Clockwork Orange | 4 | 12.50 | 100% | 0% | 25% |
| Tensei Shitara Flashcard Data Ken | 9 | 12.22 | 89% | 33% | 0% |
| Moderator Can't Neg me While in Alpha | 5 | 12.00 | 100% | 20% | 0% |
| I'd prefer to have the team name be Christensen et al. than anything that Erik cooks up | 1 | 10.00 | 100% | 0% | 0% |
| Ryan Wesley Routh's 10 000 NATO-trained Afghan Quizbowlers | 4 | 10.00 | 100% | 0% | 0% |
| She Dicer On My Argonaute Till I RNA Interfere | 5 | 8.00 | 60% | 20% | 0% |