| Erik Christensen | I'd prefer to have the team name be Christensen et al. than anything that Erik cooks up | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 50 | 89 | 112.00 | 2 | 4 | 10.28 | 36.00 |
| Henry Atkins | Communism is Soviet power plus the yassification of the whole country | 0 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 50 | 86 | 115.80 | 3 | 4 | 8.98 | 34.00 |
| Michael Du | You cannot go to Aarhus to see his peat-brown head / With eyes like ripening fruit | 0 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 45 | 119 | 132.00 | 1 | 3 | 4.30 | 26.00 |
| Micah Colman | Tensei Shitara Flashcard Data Ken | 0 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 45 | 104 | 126.20 | 2 | 4 | 6.23 | 32.00 |
| Yihong Chen | Moderator Can't Neg me While in Alpha | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 20 | 138 | 139.00 | 0 | 2 | 0.14 | 6.00 |
| Elijah Mandelbaum | as rational as the square root of two power bottoms | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 95 | 122.00 | 1 | 1 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
| Benjamin Chapman | Simpson Agonistes: The Crisis of Donut | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 20 | 135 | 136.50 | 0 | 2 | 0.15 | 6.00 |
| Sky Li | Simpson Agonistes: The Crisis of Donut | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 20 | 95 | 117.50 | 0 | 2 | 2.76 | 10.00 |
| Jack van Nostrand | Ryan Wesley Routh's 10 000 NATO-trained Afghan Quizbowlers | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 15 | 113 | 122.50 | 0 | 2 | 2.95 | 12.00 |
| Joey Sun | Moderator Can't Neg me While in Alpha | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 61 | 61.00 | 1 | 1 | 5.79 | 10.00 |
| Gareth Thorlakson | Simpson Agonistes: The Crisis of Donut | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 121 | 121.00 | 0 | 1 | 1.82 | 6.00 |
| Caleb Ott | Tensei Shitara Flashcard Data Ken | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 120 | 120.00 | 0 | 1 | 1.89 | 8.00 |
| Colin Veevers | Communism is Soviet power plus the yassification of the whole country | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 79 | 79.00 | 0 | 1 | 4.55 | 8.00 |
| Aaron Dos Remedios | Moderator Can't Neg me While in Alpha | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 143 | 143.00 | 1 | 1 | 0.34 | 6.00 |
| Stefan Vlad | as rational as the square root of two power bottoms | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 138 | 138.00 | 1 | 1 | 0.21 | 10.00 |
| Adrian Wong | The Only Existing Manuscript from A Clockwork Orange | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 135 | 135.00 | 0 | 1 | 0.07 | 2.00 |
| Maude-Sophie Lockman | as rational as the square root of two power bottoms | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 147 | 147.00 | 0 | 0 | 0.07 | 2.00 |
| Ishan Joshi | Ryan Wesley Routh's 10 000 NATO-trained Afghan Quizbowlers | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | -5 | | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
| Raymond Chen | She Dicer On My Argonaute Till I RNA Interfere | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | -10 | | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
| Jason Rohfritsch | Ryan Wesley Routh's 10 000 NATO-trained Afghan Quizbowlers | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | -10 | | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
| Adil Haider | The Only Existing Manuscript from A Clockwork Orange | 0 | 1 | 4 | 0 | -10 | 99 | 99.00 | 0 | 1 | 2.38 | 6.00 |