| Erik Christensen | I'd prefer to have the team name be Christensen et al. than anything that Erik cooks up | 3 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 80 | 34 | 89.14 | 3 | 5 | 25.01 | 48.00 |
| Adrian Wong | The Only Existing Manuscript from A Clockwork Orange | 2 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 70 | 45 | 82.67 | 1 | 6 | 24.04 | 40.00 |
| Henry Atkins | Communism is Soviet power plus the yassification of the whole country | 2 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 60 | 42 | 96.50 | 2 | 4 | 18.46 | 42.00 |
| Gareth Thorlakson | Simpson Agonistes: The Crisis of Donut | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 45 | 61 | 87.75 | 1 | 4 | 14.77 | 30.00 |
| Kunaal Chandrashekar | as rational as the square root of two power bottoms | 0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 30 | 79 | 104.33 | 0 | 2 | 7.78 | 12.00 |
| Stefan Vlad | as rational as the square root of two power bottoms | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 25 | 56 | 94.00 | 0 | 1 | 6.08 | 10.00 |
| Jack van Nostrand | Ryan Wesley Routh's 10 000 NATO-trained Afghan Quizbowlers | 0 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 25 | 92 | 114.67 | 0 | 1 | 5.15 | 14.00 |
| Sky Li | Simpson Agonistes: The Crisis of Donut | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 95 | 98.50 | 1 | 2 | 6.26 | 16.00 |
| Michael Du | You cannot go to Aarhus to see his peat-brown head / With eyes like ripening fruit | 1 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 20 | 70 | 96.33 | 1 | 2 | 9.69 | 18.00 |
| Benjamin Chapman | Simpson Agonistes: The Crisis of Donut | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 42 | 42.00 | 1 | 1 | 6.84 | 10.00 |
| Micah Colman | Tensei Shitara Flashcard Data Ken | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 15 | 106 | 113.00 | 0 | 2 | 3.81 | 16.00 |
| Jared He | You cannot go to Aarhus to see his peat-brown head / With eyes like ripening fruit | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 83 | 83.00 | 0 | 0 | 3.90 | 4.00 |
| Caleb Ott | Tensei Shitara Flashcard Data Ken | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 123 | 123.00 | 0 | 0 | 1.21 | 2.00 |
| Joey Sun | Moderator Can't Neg me While in Alpha | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 145 | 145.00 | 0 | 0 | 0.07 | 4.00 |
| Yihong Chen | Moderator Can't Neg me While in Alpha | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 10 | 50 | 50.00 | 0 | 1 | 6.45 | 8.00 |
| Raymond Chen | She Dicer On My Argonaute Till I RNA Interfere | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 88 | 88.00 | 0 | 0 | 3.53 | 2.00 |
| Nameer Qadir | She Dicer On My Argonaute Till I RNA Interfere | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 131 | 131.00 | 0 | 1 | 0.15 | 4.00 |
| Maude-Sophie Lockman | as rational as the square root of two power bottoms | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
| Elijah Mandelbaum | as rational as the square root of two power bottoms | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
| Ishan Joshi | Ryan Wesley Routh's 10 000 NATO-trained Afghan Quizbowlers | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | -5 | | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
| Tony Chen | Simpson Agonistes: The Crisis of Donut | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | -5 | | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
| Adil Haider | The Only Existing Manuscript from A Clockwork Orange | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | -10 | | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |