| Romanos IV Diogenes’ Macaroni Grill | 3 | 26.67 | 100% | 100% | 67% |
| Curse you, Periplus the Platypus! | 3 | 23.33 | 100% | 100% | 33% |
| Team Name Think Detail | 7 | 21.43 | 100% | 86% | 29% |
| Hang et al., Robert Browning | 6 | 20.00 | 100% | 83% | 17% |
| Evans Hall destruction awaiters | 2 | 20.00 | 100% | 100% | 0% |
| The Plague (anime)" was redirected to: "Oran High School Host Club | 7 | 18.57 | 100% | 43% | 43% |
| The Catastrophic Implosion of Packet Sub | 9 | 17.78 | 100% | 56% | 22% |
| Saint Peter Andre 3000 | 4 | 17.50 | 100% | 75% | 0% |
| BHSU | 3 | 16.67 | 100% | 33% | 33% |
| Quasicrystal Silence | 3 | 16.67 | 100% | 67% | 0% |
| Teach Us to Outgrow Our Ladness | 5 | 16.00 | 100% | 20% | 40% |
| I prefer really not to speak. If I speak I’m in big trouble | 4 | 15.00 | 75% | 50% | 25% |
| I would prefer not to | 4 | 15.00 | 100% | 50% | 0% |
| The Canadians | 2 | 15.00 | 100% | 0% | 50% |
| In Search of Things Past | 4 | 12.50 | 75% | 25% | 25% |
| [moderator voice] yes that is so tenpointscore! is your team feeling bonuspilled? | 4 | 12.50 | 75% | 25% | 25% |
| wave2: trimming membership codes 9655377758gp | 4 | 12.50 | 100% | 25% | 0% |
| remembrance of lost time | 1 | 10.00 | 100% | 0% | 0% |
| Don't be Afraid, the Clown's Afraid Too | 3 | 10.00 | 67% | 33% | 0% |
| The anti-STOON-dahl cabal (the tall Keyal et al.) | 5 | 10.00 | 80% | 20% | 0% |